Tesco chairman narrowly avoids capture at the hands of ivory poachers

Tesco chairman narrowly avoids capture at the hands of ivory poachers

  Tesco’s chairman narrowly avoided capture at the hands of ivory poachers yesterday who fired a tranquiliser dart into his bottom in the foyer at Tesco’s head office.   It is the third incident in the past year where the supermarket chain’s boss has had to endure an attempt to extract his gold-capped fillings which…

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