Waitrose jam to replace interest rates as a way of controlling inflation

Waitrose jam to replace interest rates as a way of controlling inflation

  Waitrose jam will be used to control inflation in the economy now that the food retailer’s empty jars are worth more than the ones that contain jam inside.   The Bank of England will initially begin spreading Bonne Maman Strawberry Conserve onto commercial properties in the London area to control the extortionate price rises…

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Waitrose admit their Shepherd’s Pie doesn’t contain any trace of Shepherd meat

Waitrose admit their Shepherd’s Pie doesn’t contain any trace of Shepherd meat

    Waitrose have admitted their Shepherd’s Pie doesn’t contain even the slightest trace of shepherd meat.   More than 4,200 people labelled, ‘Waitrose British Shepherd’s Pie,’ which is made with New Zealand Lamb as, ‘unacceptable,’ and, ‘a lie,’ in a recent poll conducted on Twitter. Waitrose’ Head of Product Packaging Mr. Reg Retail-Pryce said,…

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