United Airlines passenger undertakes dirty protest to obtain full price ticket status

United Airlines passenger undertakes dirty protest to obtain full price ticket status

  A United Airlines passenger undertook a one man dirty protest whilst aboard a flight from Chicago to Hong Kong in an attempt to obtain the same ‘special category’ status as passengers that had paid the full fare for their journey.   United Airlines flight 895 was diverted to Alaska after the passenger smeared faeces…

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United Airlines to defenestrate passengers travelling in business class

United Airlines to defenestrate passengers travelling in business class

  United Airlines will throw its business class passengers out of the plane’s exit doors soon after take-off in a bid to further consolidate its reputation for high level customer service.   The airline’s motto, ‘Fly the friendly skies,’ was put into practice this week when a man was pulled out of his seat by…

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