You’ve just been sacked…………why not conduct the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not conduct the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra?

Really sorry to hear you’re no longer in gainful employment my friend. Everybody knows that working in an office with a whole load of other people isn’t always the easiest thing to do in life. That being said, throwing your keyboard across the room because somebody teased you about your new haircut may also be…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Pro Basketball Player?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Pro Basketball Player?

  It’s time to start going to bed a bit earlier because even the milkman has noticed that you tend to say, ‘goodnight’ instead of, ‘good morning’ when he’s doing the rounds at 5am. That is if you want to get another job of course. Whilst it can be quite good fun to smoke weed…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Radio Presenter?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become a Radio Presenter?

  So, life isn’t going too well at the moment and your days are currently spent applying for jobs and going to interviews. Despite sending out your CV to over 200 employers, you haven’t been able to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes and convince them that you are worth recruiting. Maybe what you need…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Supermodel?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Supermodel?

  It hurts doesn’t it – not having a job? Whereas once you feasted heartily on Duchy Originals’ Organic Stem Ginger All Butter Shortbread Melts every day, your snack diet now comprises of little more than bumper packs of broken pink wafers from the local cash and carry store. Fear not however, because help is…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not win the Grand National?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not win the Grand National?

  It’s time to dust yourself down and do something useful with your time. Yes, we know you loved your old job and yes, we know that you didn’t mean to drink quite so much alcohol that lunchtime but unfortunately, due to an oversight on your part you eventually got the sack. The question now…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become a safe cracker?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become a safe cracker?

  “…………and anyway, you can’t fire me because I QUIT!” Remember those words? Despite it being over 6 months and 12 interviews ago, you remember the day you left your last job as if it were yesterday. Whilst on the subject of yesterday, you’re still recovering from the hangover you now have after spending all…

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You’ve just been sacked……why not become a Plastic Surgeon?

You’ve just been sacked……why not become a Plastic Surgeon?

  Now that you’ve been shown the door by your previous employer, it’s time to take stock of the situation and consider a new career. Whilst daytime TV and drinking cans of super strength lager before 11am can be fun, at some point the bills will need to get paid. Getting a reference from your…

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You’ve just been sacked……why not become a High Court Judge?

You’ve just been sacked……why not become a High Court Judge?

  Unfortunately, you’ve had to learn the hard way that when the boss asks you if he or she is being fair in giving you a written warning and then says, “be honest,” honesty is in fact the last thing your boss is after. As a result of your inability to decipher a rhetorical question,…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become an American Football Player?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become an American Football Player?

  Not having a job can be one of the most trying times in your life, but the best advice we can give you is to be flexible with the choices you make in terms of resurrecting your career. Whatever the reason was behind your previous employer getting rid of you, there are always new…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become an Astronaut?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become an Astronaut?

  No job = no hope, right? Absolutely wrong! Now that you are unemployed, you have the entire world to choose from depending on the next move you decide to make. In fact, the best chance you have of feeling on top of the world in a literal sense is to become an Astronaut. The…

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