Trump integrates global thermonuclear war launch codes with his Twitter account

Trump integrates global thermonuclear war launch codes with his Twitter account

  Donald Trump this week announced that he has integrated the US’s global thermonuclear weapons arsenal with his Twitter account meaning he could potentially start World War Three whilst sitting on the toilet taking a dump.   The US president used Kim Jong Un’s New Year’s Day speech as the basis for his latest provocative…

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Twitter fails to beat Gandhi’s record for the most characters ever witnessed on screen

Twitter fails to beat Gandhi’s record for the most characters ever witnessed on screen

  Twitter has failed in its recent bid to beat Richard Attenborough’s Oscar winning movie ‘Gandhi’ for the record number of characters ever witnessed on a screen.   Despite allowing an increase in the amount of characters users can use in a tweet from 140 to 280, it is thought that this figure still falls…

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Emmanuel Macron says it’s about time France had its own Twitter account

Emmanuel Macron says it’s about time France had its own Twitter account

  President Emmanuel Macron has stated on record that it’s about time France signed up for a twitter account.   Speaking at the Viva Tech conference in Paris, France, Macron outlined how his government would slash the red tape that makes it difficult for him to tweet, and cited US President Donald Trump as an…

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Twitter clamps down on internet trolls in a bid to silence Trump

Twitter clamps down on internet trolls in a bid to silence Trump

  Twitter has announced it will expand its efforts to protect users from abuse and harassment, by trying to get President Trump’s account suspended.   The social media platform has come under fire recently for failing to address hate and abuse since its founding a decade ago and its reputation as a free speech haven…

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Donald Trump to shorten his tweets in a bid to rescue US economy

Donald Trump to shorten his tweets in a bid to rescue US economy

  US President elect Donald Trump has vowed to reduce the length of his tweets as part of a radical plan to rescue the US economy.   Barely a week after taking a pot shot at Boeing, his latest social media mauling has knocked over £4 billion from the value of three defence companies involved…

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