UBS pays to unblock its toilets using €500 notes that are currently blocking its toilets

UBS pays to unblock its toilets using €500 notes that are currently blocking its toilets

  Swiss bank UBS will pay to unblock the toilets at one of its branches using wads of Euro banknotes that are currently blocking the toilets in question.   Tens of thousands in 500 Euro banknotes are currently clogging up the sewer system around the branch in Geneva, but executives at the bank are relieved…

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Tour operators claim fake diarrhoea is killing their industry

Tour operators claim fake diarrhoea is killing their industry

  Travel industry bosses claim fake diarrhoea is killing their industry after a recent surge in bogus food poisoning claims.   They warn that British tourists could be banned from some resorts if people insist on claiming the obligatory ‘dickie tummy on holiday’ is a result of food poisoning rather than consuming enough alcohol to…

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