Tesco to sell brown bananas and roadkill in a bid to reduce food waste

Tesco to sell brown bananas and roadkill in a bid to reduce food waste

  Tesco has announced it will start selling brown bananas and roadkill as part of its plans to cut food waste.   The supermarket chain says the brown bananas are “perfectly ripe” and will be just as sweet as yellow-coloured ones, the only difference will be that customers should avoid eating the mouldy bits as…

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Tesco says a plastic carrier bag is for life, not just for Christmas

Tesco says a plastic carrier bag is for life, not just for Christmas

  Tesco will stop selling its 5p plastic carrier bag at the end of the month and will encourage the use of 10p ‘bags for life’ by adopting the slogan, ‘a bag is for life, not just for Christmas.’   The retailer says that thoughtless people who purchase 5p carrier bags on a whim after…

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Tesco chairman narrowly avoids capture at the hands of ivory poachers

Tesco chairman narrowly avoids capture at the hands of ivory poachers

  Tesco’s chairman narrowly avoided capture at the hands of ivory poachers yesterday who fired a tranquiliser dart into his bottom in the foyer at Tesco’s head office.   It is the third incident in the past year where the supermarket chain’s boss has had to endure an attempt to extract his gold-capped fillings which…

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Tesco says demoting 1700 staff has nothing to do with money – honest!

Tesco says demoting 1700 staff has nothing to do with money – honest!

  Tesco insist forcing 1700 deputy managers to take a pay cut if they want to keep their jobs has absolutely nothing to do with money.   Britain’s largest retailer said it was axing deputy manager positions at Tesco Express convenience stores and replacing them with 3,300 shift leader jobs in a move designed to…

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Tesco outrages bearded women by slashing the price of razors

Tesco outrages bearded women by slashing the price of razors

  Tesco has caused outrage among women with beards after cutting the price of female razors.   In a move intended to redress the disparity in price between male razors which cost £1 for a pack of ten, the price of female packs were slashed from £1 to 50p for a pack of five. Head…

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Tesco to build its own run down council estates on supermarket roofs

Tesco to build its own run down council estates on supermarket roofs

  Tesco has unveiled a radical plan to develop its own version of the run down, socially deprived council estate to try and generate extra funds.   The largest supermarket brand in the UK will build hundreds of high rise flats on top of the roofs of many of its stores and sprawling car parks…

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