Trump integrates global thermonuclear war launch codes with his Twitter account

Trump integrates global thermonuclear war launch codes with his Twitter account

  Donald Trump this week announced that he has integrated the US’s global thermonuclear weapons arsenal with his Twitter account meaning he could potentially start World War Three whilst sitting on the toilet taking a dump.   The US president used Kim Jong Un’s New Year’s Day speech as the basis for his latest provocative…

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Facebook ‘Take a Break’ feature is responsible for 99% of make up sex

Facebook ‘Take a Break’ feature is responsible for 99% of make up sex

  The new ‘Take a break’ feature introduced by Facebook is said by experts to be responsible for more than 99% of make up sex.   Having the ability to block an ex-partner from the news feed is said to be so effective when It comes to coping with the emotional stress of a failed…

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You’ve just been sacked…………………why not create your own social media website?

You’ve just been sacked…………………why not create your own social media website?

“GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY SO-AND-SO! IT’S TWO O’CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON!” Is this something that you hear often these days? Being unemployed is hard because finding ways to fill the time you have at your disposal can be difficult now that you don’t have a boss to annoy you every day. You’ll therefore…

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Twitter fails to beat Gandhi’s record for the most characters ever witnessed on screen

Twitter fails to beat Gandhi’s record for the most characters ever witnessed on screen

  Twitter has failed in its recent bid to beat Richard Attenborough’s Oscar winning movie ‘Gandhi’ for the record number of characters ever witnessed on a screen.   Despite allowing an increase in the amount of characters users can use in a tweet from 140 to 280, it is thought that this figure still falls…

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Friendster rejects a $30 million bid from Google before fading into oblivion

Friendster rejects a $30 million bid from Google before fading into oblivion

Way back before there was Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter, or even Facebook, Friendster was the hottest social network. The site is widely recognised today as being the grandfather of social media and is credited with laying the foundation for the all-conquering tech titans that dominate today’s online world. Google wanted to buy Friendster for $30 million…

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Armchair football fans and glory hunters finally get their own social media platform

Armchair football fans and glory hunters finally get their own social media platform

  Armchair football fans and glory hunters across the world rejoiced today as a new digital platform was launched to cater for their needs.   27 leading clubs such as Manchester City, FC Barcelona, Bayern Munich and Juventus, have come together to create dugout.com which offers original, behind-the-scenes content and relieves fans of the tiresome…

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W1nners’ Club problem page – Staff posing naked on social media

W1nners’ Club problem page – Staff posing naked on social media

Dear Darcus, One of my team recently posted a naked photo of themselves on social media. Is this acceptable behaviour or should I fire the useless cretin?   Dear Reader, Before we can give you any advice on such a scenario, it would be advantageous if we were able to see photographic evidence of such…

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