Mass sickie at Air Berlin is so bad even the autopilots have called in with flu

Mass sickie at Air Berlin is so bad even the autopilots have called in with flu

The mass sickie at Air Berlin is now so bad that some of its autopilots have called in complaining of various illnesses.   Germany’s second-largest carrier has had to cancel about 100 flights after a large number of pilots called in sick with mystery illnesses such as: “I left my work uniform on the bus…

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Office workers forced to wear brain scanners in a bid to eliminate, ‘sickies.’

Office workers forced to wear brain scanners in a bid to eliminate, ‘sickies.’

  Thousands of office workers have been forced by managers to wear brain scanners in a bid to prevent them, ‘pulling a sickie.’   The devices will be able to monitor how much they spent at the pub after work, who they were with and also what time they went to bed if indeed they…

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