The 5 best places to have sex in the office

The 5 best places to have sex in the office

A sultry smile over the photocopier, flushed cheeks by the watercooler, eruptive laughter at your terrible jokes – you may have all the elements in place for a workplace romance. Whilst this would never happen to anybody that works here at The W1nners’ Club, we have nevertheless put together a list of places in the…

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Sex for sale at Poundland for a quid

Sex for sale at Poundland for a quid

  Poundland has announced plans to start selling sex for £1 a go.   The new product called Nooky, follows the success of the discount retailer’s £1 bullet vibrator which became a best-seller back in 2016. Poundland’s Head of Cheaply Procured Shorterm Dating, Mr. Pimpson Hoes said, “We’re really aiming to make sex more accessible…

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Heineken launches 0% beer to ruin the sex lives of ugly people

Heineken launches 0% beer to ruin the sex lives of ugly people

  Heineken has developed a zero-alcohol beer with the sole aim of destroying the sex lives of people who got twatted with an ugly stick at birth.   Heineken 0.0 will roll out across 14 markets this year and sees the brand’s usual green label turn blue to highlight the drink’s zero alcohol content as…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Sex in the Office

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Sex in the Office

Dear Darcus, Two members of staff were caught engaging in sexual intercourse in the toilets by the night cleaner at 4am. What action should be taken in light of this now being the office comedy story of the year?   Dear reader, As you well know, a successful modern company has enough challenges to face…

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