Samsung confirms Galaxy phones can be dipped in milk after Android Oreo updates

Samsung confirms Galaxy phones can be dipped in milk after Android Oreo updates

  Samsung has confirmed its Galaxy S8 mobile phone users who have upgraded to the Android Oreo 8.0 operating system will be able to dip their handsets in a glass of milk.   The company is currently undertaking a beta testing program whereby Samsung users can find out if their operating system update is complete…

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Samsung Galaxy Note 8 comes with added fire safety features

Samsung Galaxy Note 8 comes with added fire safety features

  Samsung is hoping to right the wrongs of last year’s exploding Note 7 phone by adding new fire safety features to the Galaxy Note 8.   The new phone comes with a whole range of fire safety equipment such as various types of extinguishers to treat the different types of fires its users may…

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Samsung execs admit never buying magic mushrooms and going to the Dogstar in Brixton

Samsung execs admit never buying magic mushrooms and going to the Dogstar in Brixton

  Samsung executives admitted yesterday to never having bought a bag of magic mushrooms from a dodgy bloke on Brixton High Street and ending up in the Dogstar until 5am.   An arm of the technology giant has elected not to set up its European headquarters in London because the city is “not a fun…

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Samsung S8 phone’s facial recognition system may have to start wearing glasses

Samsung S8 phone’s facial recognition system may have to start wearing glasses

  The facial recognition system in the new Samsung S8 smartphone may require glasses before it can be used properly.   The facial recognition technology which includes an iris-scanner, can be used to unlock the phone simply by looking at it – unfortunately however, the phone has the equivalent eyesight of a bat with cataracts…

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Samsung Galaxy Note 7 phones to be repackaged and sold as firelighters

Samsung Galaxy Note 7 phones to be repackaged and sold as firelighters

  Samsung has confirmed that its Galaxy Note 7 smartphones will be repackaged and sold as firelighters to people that enjoy having barbecues.   Following the battery problems and worldwide recall of the Note 7 last year, Samsung has now revealed what will happen to the 2.5 million returned phones and predicts a soar in…

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Samsung boss caught with mobile phones in jail after an explosion in the canteen

Samsung boss caught with mobile phones in jail after an explosion in the canteen

  Samsung boss Mr. Lee Jae-yong was caught smuggling mobile phones in jail after an explosion was heard as prisoners queued for their evening meal.   The Electronics company’s heir apparent was detained on suspicion of bribery, embezzlement and perjury in relation to South Korea’s president Park Geun-hye. He was found in possession of a Galaxy Note…

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