W1nners’ Club Problem Page – removing petrol stains from your suit

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – removing petrol stains from your suit

  Dear Darcus, After my second written warning my boss’ new Audi mysteriously caught fire in the car-park the very next day. How do I remove petrol stains from a bespoke dove-grey pinstripe wool suit?   From Angry in Cheltenham   Dear Reader, Thanks for getting in touch! Your problem is indeed a common one…

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You’ve just been sacked……why not become a Plastic Surgeon?

You’ve just been sacked……why not become a Plastic Surgeon?

  Now that you’ve been shown the door by your previous employer, it’s time to take stock of the situation and consider a new career. Whilst daytime TV and drinking cans of super strength lager before 11am can be fun, at some point the bills will need to get paid. Getting a reference from your…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Bank Robber?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not become a Bank Robber?

  So, you’ve just been asked to clear out your desk and are currently being escorted from the premises by one of the company’s security staff. Tears well up in your eyes as you contemplate having to cancel your Netflix subscription. There’ll be no more spending ridiculous amounts of money in app stores and every…

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You’ve just been sacked………why not become an American Football Player?

You’ve just been sacked………why not become an American Football Player?

  Not having a job can be one of the most trying times in your life, but the best advice we can give you is to be flexible with the choices you make in terms of resurrecting your career. Whatever the reason was behind your previous employer getting rid of you, there are always new…

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You’ve just been sacked……why not set up your own email scam?

You’ve just been sacked……why not set up your own email scam?

  Being unemployed gives you the opportunity to explore new avenues and if needs be – an opportunity to try out a new career. Whilst conventional employment opportunities may not suit a person of your temperament (hence, the reason why you’ve just been sacked), if you have a bit of an entrepreneurial spark, you may…

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