W1nners’ Club Problem Page – CRM System abuse

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – CRM System abuse

  Dear Darcus, A member of staff thought it would be hilarious to alter some customer details on the company CRM system. The customer in question subsequently received an invoice for £18,450 +vat, addressed to a, “Mr Moody c*nt with a ridiculous name.” Is there any course of action to take besides sacking the mindless…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Sex in the Office

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Sex in the Office

Dear Darcus, Two members of staff were caught engaging in sexual intercourse in the toilets by the night cleaner at 4am. What action should be taken in light of this now being the office comedy story of the year?   Dear reader, As you well know, a successful modern company has enough challenges to face…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Drugs in the office

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Drugs in the office

  Dear Darcus, A member of staff has turned up to work with pupils the size of black holes, their jaw is set hard at an unnatural angle and they are continually sniffing loudly as if they have the bubonic plague. What is the appropriate course of action to take?   Dear Reader, Staff turning…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Smelly Feet in the office

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Smelly Feet in the office

    Dear Darcus, One of my team has smelly feet and often removes his shoes under the desk at work. This would be fine if his feet didn’t smell like rotting animal carcasses. Should this person be forced to stay permanently laced up for the sake of office morale?   Dear Reader, We understand…

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W1nners’ Club problem page – Fake Client Meetings

W1nners’ Club problem page – Fake Client Meetings

  Dear Darcus, One of my team members consistently lies about going to client meetings. They regularly put them in the diary but always seem to come back to the office laden with shopping bags afterwards, especially when Sportsdirect are having a clearance sale of Slazenger track tops – what should I do?   Dear…

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