Poundland Naughty Elf to appear in its first pornographic movie

Poundland Naughty Elf to appear in its first pornographic movie

  The Poundland naughty elf is due to appear in its first pornographic movie The W1nners’ Club can reveal.   The star of the discount retailer’s recent “Elf Behaving Badly” campaign has been deemed irresponsible and likely to cause widespread offence by the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) so as a result a whole host of…

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Sex for sale at Poundland for a quid

Sex for sale at Poundland for a quid

  Poundland has announced plans to start selling sex for £1 a go.   The new product called Nooky, follows the success of the discount retailer’s £1 bullet vibrator which became a best-seller back in 2016. Poundland’s Head of Cheaply Procured Shorterm Dating, Mr. Pimpson Hoes said, “We’re really aiming to make sex more accessible…

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Poundland to be renamed, ‘you’ll still get change from a £2 coin-land.’

Poundland to be renamed, ‘you’ll still get change from a £2 coin-land.’

  Poundland will be renamed, ‘you’ll still get change from a £2 coin-land,’ in a bid to better reflect the prices on offer in its stores.   The latest introduction of clothing into Poundland is part of a broader strategy to sell items that are priced at more than £1 and there are fears that…

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World’s most expensive mouse droppings discovered in Poundland

World’s most expensive mouse droppings discovered in Poundland

  Poundland has enjoyed a sharp increase in its share price after staff found mouse droppings at two outlet stores in Birmingham worth £134,000.   Alongside the valuable find at the stores, excited staff also discovered a chocolate Father Christmas with part of its head nibbled away, a partially-eaten Easter egg and rodent-related ‘smearing’ on…

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