W1nners’ Club Problem Page – The Matrix could be real

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – The Matrix could be real

  Dear Darcus, I’m not sure if anything or anyone in my office is actually real. I’m a big fan of The Matrix movies and after watching every film in the trilogy a good 30 times each, I’m starting to wonder if the films might actually be real. For example, someone asked me to help…

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How to stage your very own office Olympics

How to stage your very own office Olympics

It’s that time of the week again! The boss is away on annual leave and most people in the office have been for a liquid lunch. As you and your colleagues drunkenly slave your way through the remainder of the afternoon, it might be an idea to let go of the mouse for a minute,…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Sunglasses in the office

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Sunglasses in the office

  Dear Darcus, I can’t help wearing sunglasses in the office. I’m a huge fan of Roy Orbison and he always wore shades whether he was indoors or outdoors and nobody thought it was in any way strange. When I do it however, all my employees think it’s hypocritical when I tell them that it’s…

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10 of the most adorable office dogs we could find on the internet

10 of the most adorable office dogs we could find on the internet

No modern office is complete without the obligatory office dog. Whether the boss brings their pet in to work every day to keep everybody de-stressed or if the dog in question is used as a deterrent for anyone that doesn’t toe the line, having a dog wandering about in the average office is as common…

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The 6 types of coworker that you usually find in the average office

The 6 types of coworker that you usually find in the average office

Let’s be honest, working in an office is no mean feat is it? There are often very contrasting personality types that are thrown together in the vain hope that everybody will be mature enough to get the job done every day. Unfortunately however, it rarely ever works out like this. People squabble and plot against…

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The 5 best places to have sex in the office

The 5 best places to have sex in the office

A sultry smile over the photocopier, flushed cheeks by the watercooler, eruptive laughter at your terrible jokes – you may have all the elements in place for a workplace romance. Whilst this would never happen to anybody that works here at The W1nners’ Club, we have nevertheless put together a list of places in the…

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10 incredibly dumb things that have been overheard at The W1nners’ Club offices

10 incredibly dumb things that have been overheard at The W1nners’ Club offices

Just because you work in an office, it doesn’t actually mean that everybody you work with should be working in an office. In fact, it’s fair to say that some of your colleagues more than likely should never have been employed – by anyone! EVER! Unfortunately, the usual vetting procedures that are employed to ensure…

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10 reasons why working from home isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

10 reasons why working from home isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

Working from home – sounds like a dream come true doesn’t it? Just think, no office politics and no wondering who broke the handle on your coffee mug. Working from home is the perfect employment alternative for those that have chosen to eschew the pressures of working in an office. But before you hand in…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Am I a workaholic?

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Am I a workaholic?

  Dear Darcus, I get 25 days annual leave from work every year but I always dread taking them. I’ve tried going away to lots of beautiful places like The Maldives, Cuba, Thailand and Bali, but all I do is sit at the pool bar all day wishing I was back in the office. Do…

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10 creepy images taken in abandoned offices

10 creepy images taken in abandoned offices

Have a look around your office on any given day and you’ll see a bustling place that is full of people between the hours of 9am and 6pm. As with everything else in life however, even offices have an upper limit to how long they are put to good use. The W1nners’ Club urban exploration…

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