Bitcoin expected to hold its value against the North Korean Won

Bitcoin expected to hold its value against the North Korean Won

  The Bitcoin cryptocurrency is set for its worst week since April 2013 but analysts remain confident that it will still hold its value against the North Korean Won.   The price has fallen below $7,910 on the Bitstamp exchange – a 30% decrease over the previous week, leaving Bitcoin owners to push for price…

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Trump integrates global thermonuclear war launch codes with his Twitter account

Trump integrates global thermonuclear war launch codes with his Twitter account

  Donald Trump this week announced that he has integrated the US’s global thermonuclear weapons arsenal with his Twitter account meaning he could potentially start World War Three whilst sitting on the toilet taking a dump.   The US president used Kim Jong Un’s New Year’s Day speech as the basis for his latest provocative…

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Sepp Blatter gets showered with fake money by comedian Simon Brodkin

Sepp Blatter gets showered with fake money by comedian Simon Brodkin

Have you ever thrown fake money at a disgraced official at a press conference for an international sporting body? If you have, you’re not alone. Simon Brodkin – the brains behind comic creations Lee Nelson and Jason Bent, walked up to Sepp Blatter at a press conference in Zurich posing as dim-witted spoof footballer Jason…

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FTSE 100 wobbles as Kim Jong Un claims his dad can beat up Donald Trump’s dad

FTSE 100 wobbles as Kim Jong Un claims his dad can beat up Donald Trump’s dad

  London’s FTSE 100 was nearly 1% down during morning trading as investors reacted nervously when Kim Jong Un claimed that his dad could beat up Donald Trump’s dad.   The jitters came as Pyongyang said that it’s former leader Kim Jong Il could easily beat Donald Trump’s father in an arm wrestle if either…

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