Post-Brexit Nissan cars may have to use technology from The Flintstones

Post-Brexit Nissan cars may have to use technology from The Flintstones

  Nissan has called on the UK government to provide investment to replace overseas components after the country leaves the EU, or the new Qashqai model may have to be built using technology from The Flintstones.   Senior executives at Nissan have warned the government that whilst they will agree to continue manufacturing at their…

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Nissan claims, “Christianity will fade and go, we’re bigger than jesus now!”

Nissan claims, “Christianity will fade and go, we’re bigger than jesus now!”

  Nissan have made the bold claim they are more popular than Christianity in a shameless show of pre-brexit bravado.   The Japanese car manufacturer has recently been holding court with top officials including the Prime Minister as the government attempts to ensure the UK doesn’t lose production of its Bluebird model to an EU…

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Nissan self-driving cars fail DVLA theory exam for the third time

Nissan self-driving cars fail DVLA theory exam for the third time

  UK Prime Minister Theresa May has offered additional support to Nissan in helping to get its self-driving cars to pass the DVLA theory exam. Despite requiring the IQ of a ring worm to achieve a decent mark in the test, Nissan’s vehicles have failed the driving test theory exam on no less than three…

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