Nestle’s walnut whip may grow breasts now that nuts have been removed

Nestle’s walnut whip may grow breasts now that nuts have been removed

  Nestle has warned its customers that its newly launched nut free version of the Walnut Whip may start to grow breasts and speak in a high-pitched voice.   The company’s new ‘Eunuch Whip’ is said to be targeted at paranoid Chinese Emperors and rulers of the Byzantine and Ottoman Empires as a chocolate snack…

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Nestle fails in its bid to trademark all rude hand gestures

Nestle fails in its bid to trademark all rude hand gestures

  London’s Court of Appeal has flipped the bird at an attempt by Nestle to trademark all the rude hand gestures that are currently in existence.   Nestle claims that the four-fingers of its KitKat chocolate snack constitutes a trademark and therefore a royalty should be paid every time somebody decides to use one of…

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