You’ve just been sacked………why not form the most successful music group in history?

You’ve just been sacked………why not form the most successful music group in history?

It’s no good moping about the house waiting for a miracle because it isn’t going to happen. You were fired from your previous job because of your punctuality and the distinct lack of improvement since signing on the dole means you’ve been sacked from that as well (your benefits have been stopped). You’ll need to…

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The Sex Pistols cause outrage after swearing on live TV

The Sex Pistols cause outrage after swearing on live TV

Have you ever sworn in a meeting at work as a result of a colleague goading you to say something controversial that resulted in national outrage? If you have, you’re not alone. Notorious punk rock group The Sex Pistols caused uproar in 1976 when they appeared on the prime time TV show Today with host…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not set up your own record label?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not set up your own record label?

Here’s how to say ‘unemployment’ in some of the most random languages we can think of: Gortsazrkut’yun = Armenian Bēkāri = Bangla Nezaměstnanost = Czech Werkloosheid = Dutch Senlaboreco = Esperanto Bērōjagārī = Nepali Kubasa = Shona Arbetslöshet = Swedish Ho hloka mosebetsi = Sesotho Diweithdra = Welsh Ukungasebenzi = Zulu Now that we’ve got…

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10 people whose ‘average day at the office’ involves playing bass amazingly well

10 people whose ‘average day at the office’ involves playing bass amazingly well

You’re good at your job. You must be otherwise you wouldn’t have one. You turn up every day and you give it your all to make sure that your part of the giant machine that is the organisation you work for, functions as a well-oiled and efficient unit. Working in an office is a bit…

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Liam Gallagher left confused after businessman tries to buy Oasis

Liam Gallagher left confused after businessman tries to buy Oasis

  Liam Gallagher has expressed shock and confusion upon reading in the press that an Indian businessman is interested in buying Oasis.   The singer read that Ajay Khaitan who is alleged to be on Interpol’s wanted list, is planning a multi-million pound offer through his private equity firm Emerisque Brands and the star has…

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Shaun Ryder gets banned from Channel 4 for swearing

Shaun Ryder gets banned from Channel 4 for swearing

Have you ever been banned from the office because of your use of foul language? If you have, don’t worry because you’re not alone. The Chris Evans fronted 90s TV show TFI Friday courted controversy as a result of an expletive ridden performance by former Black Grape and Happy Mondays frontman Shaun Ryder. TFI Friday…

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Grandmaster Caz writes the lyrics for Rapper’s Delight but doesn’t get credited

Grandmaster Caz writes the lyrics for Rapper’s Delight but doesn’t get credited

Curtis Fisher, better known by the stage name Grandmaster Caz, is an American rapper, songwriter and DJ. It’s widely known that he wrote a significant portion of the lyrics for The Sugar Hill Gang’s seminal hit Rapper’s Delight, yet never received a writing credit of any kind for his contribution to the song. In 2000,…

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Spotify ‘fake artists’ to embark on a 52 date world tour

Spotify ‘fake artists’ to embark on a 52 date world tour

  Spotify has announced that its ‘fake artists’ will soon embark on a 52 date world tour.   The ‘Sleep and Ambient Chill’ tour is said to be a first for the music industry because none of the advertised gigs will actually take place – principally because the artists that will be performing don’t actually…

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The 8 filthiest songs to play during work hours on your computer speakers

The 8 filthiest songs to play during work hours on your computer speakers

  Playing a bit of music in the workplace is as much a part of working life as cigarette breaks and hangovers. It’s important however, that the music you play on your desktop speakers is relevant for the type of people that work in your office. Here at The W1nners’ Club, half our staff get…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Country Music

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Country Music

  Dear Darcus, I absolutely adore Country music and on a Friday afternoon I will often put on my stetson hat and sing along to country FM which I deliberately play as loud as possible so everyone else in the office can join in with me. The trouble is everyone else on the team says…

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