Marks and Spencer will peg the price of Percy Pigs to the value of Bitcoin

Marks and Spencer will peg the price of Percy Pigs to the value of Bitcoin

  Marks and Spencer has announced it will peg the price of Percy Pig sweets to the value of bitcoin in a bid to thwart the negative effects of Brexit on supplies.   A 170g bag of the famous sweets now costs £1.65, up from £1.50 and the retailer says that much like the adoption…

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Marks and Spencer to replace sticker guns with laser rifles

Marks and Spencer to replace sticker guns with laser rifles

  Marks and Spencer is set to replace its sticker guns with laser rifles a bit like the ones used by The Federation in episodes of hit TV show Star Trek.   The upgrade in firepower will enable the supermarket retailer to apprehend shoplifters far more effectively than simply covering would-be thieves in barcode labels…

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Substitute products to get really random if M&S partners with Ocado

Substitute products to get really random if M&S partners with Ocado

  Marks and Spencer is exploring a tie-up with delivery company Ocado in a move that is expected to result in some extremely random substitute product offerings.   Talks between the two firms will start in the next few weeks and instead of the Ocado driver turning up at your door with a raspberry Muller…

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Middle Class Shoppers Abandon Marks and Spencer in Favour of Food Banks

Middle Class Shoppers Abandon Marks and Spencer in Favour of Food Banks

  Middle Class shoppers are replacing their weekly shopping trips to Marks and Spencer with a visit to the local food bank as shelves in the store start to resemble those from soviet-era Russia.   The retailer’s suppliers have been pulling out in their droves as the battle rages on about whether the word Brexit…

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