UK Government fears KFC chicken shortage may result in the downfall of civilization

UK Government fears KFC chicken shortage may result in the downfall of civilization

  The UK government has issued a statement declaring a state of emergency as the recent KFC chicken shortage gradually descends from a national crisis into the downfall of civilization as we know it.   The announcement comes after the fast food chain was forced to shut shops across the UK because they didn’t have…

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KFC is now the world’s no. 1 treatment for dangerous bacterial infections

KFC is now the world’s no. 1 treatment for dangerous bacterial infections

  KFC is now the world’s number one treatment against dangerous bacterial infections according to a recent World Health Organisation report.   Chickens reared specially for consumption at KFC restaurants get pumped so full of antibiotics over their short lives that the average two piece variety meal can now cure most known diseases if ordered…

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