Heineken launches 0% beer to ruin the sex lives of ugly people

Heineken launches 0% beer to ruin the sex lives of ugly people

  Heineken has developed a zero-alcohol beer with the sole aim of destroying the sex lives of people who got twatted with an ugly stick at birth.   Heineken 0.0 will roll out across 14 markets this year and sees the brand’s usual green label turn blue to highlight the drink’s zero alcohol content as…

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