Wenger claims Alexandre Lacazette was accidentally bought by his Amazon Echo

Wenger claims Alexandre Lacazette was accidentally bought by his Amazon Echo

  Arsene Wenger has sensationally claimed this week that Alexandre Lacazette was accidentally purchased by his Amazon Echo device whilst he was searching for some music to listen to at home in his conservatory.   The Echo Dot, which can perform functions such as making shopping lists and playing music with voice commands, is rumoured…

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Clubs ‘shamed’ for not paying the minimum £50k a week footballer wages

Clubs ‘shamed’ for not paying the minimum £50k a week footballer wages

  Three Scottish football clubs have been “named and shamed” for paying their players less than the universally recognised minimum footballer wages of £50,000 per week.   Motherwell, Greenock Morton and Falkirk were on a list of employers that have been outed for not paying the minimum wage that a professional footballer needs in order…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not buy a premier league football club?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not buy a premier league football club?

The hours between 9am and 5pm now hold no more significance for you than any other 8 hour period of the day. This is because for some time now you’ve been asleep for the period between 9am and 5pm and wide awake for the rest of the day/night. The only way this strange nocturnal lifestyle…

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Sepp Blatter gets showered with fake money by comedian Simon Brodkin

Sepp Blatter gets showered with fake money by comedian Simon Brodkin

Have you ever thrown fake money at a disgraced official at a press conference for an international sporting body? If you have, you’re not alone. Simon Brodkin – the brains behind comic creations Lee Nelson and Jason Bent, walked up to Sepp Blatter at a press conference in Zurich posing as dim-witted spoof footballer Jason…

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Zinedine Zidane headbutts an opposing player in the 2006 World Cup final

Zinedine Zidane headbutts an opposing player in the 2006 World Cup final

Have you ever headbutted a competitor on your last day at work before retiring? If you have, you’re not alone. French football star Zinedine Zidane was sent off in the 2006 World Cup Final for headbutting Italy’s Marco Materazzi in the chest. The act was committed in retaliation to Materazzi’s earlier verbal provocation. As the…

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Mike Ashley hands in a transfer request at Newcastle United

Mike Ashley hands in a transfer request at Newcastle United

  Sports Direct owner Mike Ashley has handed in a transfer request to leave premier league football club Newcastle United.   The want away owner is rumoured to be willing to accept £380million for the termination of his contract, which is considered by many to be a high price to pay for someone that has…

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World record Neymar transfer includes free tickets for the Eiffel Tower

World record Neymar transfer includes free tickets for the Eiffel Tower

  Neymar has agreed a world record breaking transfer to Paris Saint-Germain that is said to include free tickets up the Eiffel Tower according to a W1nners’ Club source.   Neymar decided to leave Barcelona upon being offered a deal worth nearly £450m that includes wages of £515,000 a week, bonuses, a buyout clause of…

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Newcastle players Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer brawl with each other on the pitch

Newcastle players Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer brawl with each other on the pitch

Have you ever been so incensed by one of your colleagues that you’ve ended up having a full scale brawl in the office? If you have, you’re not alone. Former Newcastle United players Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer went toe-to-toe with each other in a Barclays premier league match against Aston Villa back in 2005….

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Robbie Fowler mimics snorting cocaine in a Merseyside derby football match

Robbie Fowler mimics snorting cocaine in a Merseyside derby football match

Have you ever pretended to do something at work that later got you into a whole heap of trouble as a result? Perhaps you thought it would be a good idea to pretend to be ill over the phone when ringing in sick, or maybe you thought it wise to pretend to go out on…

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Paolo Di Canio floors the referee after being shown a red card

Paolo Di Canio floors the referee after being shown a red card

  Have you ever been so annoyed by the person in charge at your workplace during a disciplinary hearing that it required all the composure you could muster to prevent you from assaulting them? If you have, don’t worry because it doesn’t mean you’re a lunatic. Everybody gets a bit hot under the collar at…

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