Tulip prices skyrocket after JP Morgan says they’re more valuable than Bitcoin

Tulip prices skyrocket after JP Morgan says they’re more valuable than Bitcoin

  The price of Tulip bulbs is set to skyrocket exponentially after JP Morgan boss Jamie Dimon said they were more valuable than Bitcoin in an angry rant about the cryptocurrency.   It’s not clear at this stage whether Mr. Dimon had been drinking or was under the influence of any controlled substances, but it…

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