PM says, ‘Brexit,’ will be replaced by the term, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

PM says, ‘Brexit,’ will be replaced by the term, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

  Theresa May has finally outlined her plans for Britain’s departure from the EU and has stated unequivocally that the word, ‘Brexit,’ will be replaced by, ‘Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.’ The Prime minister says that the word used in the hit film, ‘Mary Poppins,’ is the most accurate indicator of the terms Britain will be seeking in any…

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‘Undelivered i-phones should be classed as works of art,’ says Apple

‘Undelivered i-phones should be classed as works of art,’ says Apple

  Apple argues undelivered i-phones should be classed as works of art in the latest twist of the tech giant’s fight over EU taxes.   The European Commission is demanding Apple pays €13 billion tax in Ireland, whilst Apple argues they should be paying taxes in the United States where the important stuff like design…

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Bendy Bananas officially, ‘not that bad,’ according to EU directive 666/2016.1

Bendy Bananas officially, ‘not that bad,’ according to EU directive 666/2016.1

  Bendy Bananas are back on the menu in Europe again as the Brexit Brigade celebrate record exports to our continental cousins across the channel.   UK food and drink exporters have been cashing in on our crumbling currency as exports of chocolate and other food stuffs the UK has no previous reputation for producing, fly…

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