Payslip – Mexican Drug Lord

Payslip – Mexican Drug Lord

  EMPLOYEE NUMBER DEPARTMENT DATE PERIOD El Chapo 0001 Import and Export 04/11/2017 1 PAYMENTS DEDUCTIONS YEAR TO DATE DESC     AMOUNT Tax n/a Gross 22,000,000,000.00 Cocaine Shipments            22,000,000,000 NI n/a Tax n/a   Ni n/a   TOTAL $ 22,000,000,000 TOTAL 0 EMPLOYER TAX CODE NAT. INS. No Rate   $22,000,000,000 Sinaloa Drug Cartel…

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US Town purchased by a Marijuana company elects Afroman as Mayor

US Town purchased by a Marijuana company elects Afroman as Mayor

  A US town purchased by a company that makes marijuana products has just elected Afroman as its new mayor.   American Green recently bought the town of Nipton in California for $5m (£3.8m) and subsequently held its mayoral elections over a 4-month period because everybody that was eligible to vote got high. Chief Returning…

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Robbie Fowler mimics snorting cocaine in a Merseyside derby football match

Robbie Fowler mimics snorting cocaine in a Merseyside derby football match

Have you ever pretended to do something at work that later got you into a whole heap of trouble as a result? Perhaps you thought it would be a good idea to pretend to be ill over the phone when ringing in sick, or maybe you thought it wise to pretend to go out on…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Drugs in the office

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Drugs in the office

  Dear Darcus, A member of staff has turned up to work with pupils the size of black holes, their jaw is set hard at an unnatural angle and they are continually sniffing loudly as if they have the bubonic plague. What is the appropriate course of action to take?   Dear Reader, Staff turning…

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