New Zealand’s beer drinkers face mass starvation due to national crisp shortage

New Zealand’s beer drinkers face mass starvation due to national crisp shortage

  New Zealand’s beer drinkers face mass starvation as a result of the crisp shortage known as the “Chipocalypse”.   Up to a third of the country’s potato crop has been destroyed by persistent wet weather, meaning the majority of the islands’ hardened beer drinkers face the prospect of having to go home to eat…

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Public votes for Crispy McCrispface in the Walkers Crisp flavour referendum

Public votes for Crispy McCrispface in the Walkers Crisp flavour referendum

  The Great British public has predictably voted for Crispy McCrispface to be introduced as a new Walkers crisp flavour even though it was never actually presented as a choice on the ballot paper.   Walkers, having clearly not learnt what happens when you place important decisions in the hands of the electorate, decided to…

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