10 things to do at the office Christmas party if you’re planning on leaving in January

10 things to do at the office Christmas party if you’re planning on leaving in January

Well, that time of year is finally upon us and its Christmas party season once again. Careers will be destroyed and formerly good reputations will be lost as the hard work and diligence that you have managed to persuade your superiors you possess in abundance, get usurped by your capacity to behave badly in the…

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How to stage your very own office Olympics

How to stage your very own office Olympics

It’s that time of the week again! The boss is away on annual leave and most people in the office have been for a liquid lunch. As you and your colleagues drunkenly slave your way through the remainder of the afternoon, it might be an idea to let go of the mouse for a minute,…

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The 6 types of coworker that you usually find in the average office

The 6 types of coworker that you usually find in the average office

Let’s be honest, working in an office is no mean feat is it? There are often very contrasting personality types that are thrown together in the vain hope that everybody will be mature enough to get the job done every day. Unfortunately however, it rarely ever works out like this. People squabble and plot against…

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The 5 best places to have sex in the office

The 5 best places to have sex in the office

A sultry smile over the photocopier, flushed cheeks by the watercooler, eruptive laughter at your terrible jokes – you may have all the elements in place for a workplace romance. Whilst this would never happen to anybody that works here at The W1nners’ Club, we have nevertheless put together a list of places in the…

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8 clothing items to force your colleague to wear if you beat them in a bet

8 clothing items to force your colleague to wear if you beat them in a bet

Depending on which football team you support, you are either a person that consistently loses bets with colleagues at work or somebody that always wins them. Manchester United fans for example, have consistently been so assured of their team winning an office banter duel over the last few decades that the opposing person might as…

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10 incredibly dumb things that have been overheard at The W1nners’ Club offices

10 incredibly dumb things that have been overheard at The W1nners’ Club offices

Just because you work in an office, it doesn’t actually mean that everybody you work with should be working in an office. In fact, it’s fair to say that some of your colleagues more than likely should never have been employed – by anyone! EVER! Unfortunately, the usual vetting procedures that are employed to ensure…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Ugly people in the office

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Ugly people in the office

  Dear Darcus, I have a real issue about employing ugly people at my office. I know that people should be judged on their ability to do the job, but how is someone able to do the job if I’ve already fired them during their first week for not making my coffee in the right…

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W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Colleagues are jealous of me

W1nners’ Club Problem Page – Colleagues are jealous of me

  Dear Darcus, My colleagues are jealous of me because my dad owns the company, I went travelling for a year and when I came back I was given a seat on the board. Should I make their lives a living hell in revenge?   Dear Reader, It’s not what you know in life that…

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W1nners Club Problem Page – Unflushed staff toilet

W1nners Club Problem Page – Unflushed staff toilet

  Dear Darcus, I work in a small company that only has one staff toilet between six of us. Everytime I go to use the loo, there is always a steaming great log in the bowl that the person who used it beforehand has kindly left as an unsightly gift for me. I know that…

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10 completely awesome workplace pranks

10 completely awesome workplace pranks

The 9-5 can be challenging not least because you are generally required to behave yourself at work all day, every day. This is a feat that most people fail to achieve at nursery school, infant school, junior school, high school, college or university – so why start now just because you have a job? In…

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