Greggs life-sized advent calendar prevents the opening of multiple doors at once

Greggs life-sized advent calendar prevents the opening of multiple doors at once

  Greggs have announced the launch of a new life-sized advent calendar that is designed for people who can’t resist opening multiple doors at once.   The calendar will include an array of festive items such as the festive Bake, flavoured lattes, mince pies and classic delights such as the sausage roll – but customers…

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Tesco confirms its covert ‘war on Christmas’ is as real as Santa Claus

Tesco confirms its covert ‘war on Christmas’ is as real as Santa Claus

  Tesco this week confirmed the accusations it is waging a covert war on Christmas are as real as Santa Claus.   The supermarket retailer’s Christmas TV advert features a Muslim family celebrating the festive period and concedes that this is proof of a sinister plot to eradicate Yuletide from the calendar alongside making it…

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Crying caused by Christmas adverts is set to hit record levels this year

Crying caused by Christmas adverts is set to hit record levels this year

  The amount of crying generated by Christmas adverts is set to hit record levels this year according to an industry trade body.   The Advertising Association says the likelihood of someone bursting into tears whilst watching the latest Christmas advert by one of the major retailers such as John Lewis, M&S and Asda has…

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Selfridges rewrites ’12 days of Christmas’ to include 147 new items

Selfridges rewrites ’12 days of Christmas’ to include 147 new items

  Selfridges has just commissioned a rewrite of the classic Christmas song, ’12 days of Christmas’ to include 147 separate items that are currently available in stock.   The track was commissioned to mark the opening of the company’s annual festive shop this week and despite the opening verses being sung on Monday in the…

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