Nestle’s walnut whip may grow breasts now that nuts have been removed

Nestle’s walnut whip may grow breasts now that nuts have been removed

  Nestle has warned its customers that its newly launched nut free version of the Walnut Whip may start to grow breasts and speak in a high-pitched voice.   The company’s new ‘Eunuch Whip’ is said to be targeted at paranoid Chinese Emperors and rulers of the Byzantine and Ottoman Empires as a chocolate snack…

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