British Airways staff kneed in the groin if found to still be a Virgin

British Airways staff kneed in the groin if found to still be a Virgin

  British Airways has confirmed that its staff will be kneed in the groin if any of them are found to still be a Virgin.   The boss of the UK’s national airline made a public wager against his old nemesis Sir Richard Branson, pledging that whoever won the bet would get to knee the…

News , , ,

British Airways passengers to be given a second helping of gruel on long haul flights

British Airways passengers to be given a second helping of gruel on long haul flights

British Airways has confirmed it will improve its catering service on long haul flights by providing passengers with a second helping of gruel.   The UK’s national carrier faced a barrage of criticism after introducing cost-saving measures to reduce the catering in economy on longer flights, leaving passengers to draw straws as to who should…

News , , ,

British Airways says its IT system will no longer be susceptible to power failures

British Airways says its IT system will no longer be susceptible to power failures

  British Airways has said that upgrades to its IT system will make it less susceptible to power failures in the future.   The airline claims to be “much closer to full operational capacity than at any point over the last few days” which is a bit like claiming to be on the last leg…

News , ,

British Airways declare war on Ryanair in the budget airline arms race

British Airways declare war on Ryanair in the budget airline arms race

  British Airways is seeking to intensify its operations in the budget airline arms race by cramming enough passengers onto its planes to make them all resemble sardines in a tin.   The airline said there will be a “small increase” in the number of seats on its aircraft that will reduce the average leg…

News , , ,