Bitcoin expected to hold its value against the North Korean Won

Bitcoin expected to hold its value against the North Korean Won

  The Bitcoin cryptocurrency is set for its worst week since April 2013 but analysts remain confident that it will still hold its value against the North Korean Won.   The price has fallen below $7,910 on the Bitstamp exchange – a 30% decrease over the previous week, leaving Bitcoin owners to push for price…

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Bitcoin mining has the same carbon footprint as Chernobyl nuclear power station

Bitcoin mining has the same carbon footprint as Chernobyl nuclear power station

  A single bitcoin has the same carbon footprint as the Chernobyl nuclear power facility at the precise moment it exploded recent studies have revealed.   In November, the power consumed by the entire bitcoin network was estimated to be higher than that of the Republic of Ireland, but after careful analysis of the original…

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Investors abandon bitcoin in favour of rail season ticket speculation

Investors abandon bitcoin in favour of rail season ticket speculation

  Investors have been offloading their bitcoins en masse in favour of buying a rail season ticket The W1nners’ Club can reveal.   Prices have increased by 3.4% across the UK in the biggest increase to train fares since 2013 and savvy speculators have realised that this makes the average rail season ticket more profitable…

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Owner of house bought with bitcoin is yet to attend neighbourhood watch meetings

Owner of house bought with bitcoin is yet to attend neighbourhood watch meetings

  The owner of the world’s first house to be purchased using Bitcoin is yet to attend a neighbourhood watch meeting The W1nners’ Club can reveal.   The new build house in Colchester, Essex has become the first in the world to be sold for Bitcoin as the price for the currency recently surged above…

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You’ve just been sacked…………why not create your own Cryptocurrency?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not create your own Cryptocurrency?

Dark days lie ahead my friend. Your bank balance will soon start to resemble a telephone number – except it will have a minus in front of the number in question. Your teeth will slowly become stained by tobacco as your entire day involves nothing more than smoking roll-up cigarettes and crying loudly because it…

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Marks and Spencer will peg the price of Percy Pigs to the value of Bitcoin

Marks and Spencer will peg the price of Percy Pigs to the value of Bitcoin

  Marks and Spencer has announced it will peg the price of Percy Pig sweets to the value of bitcoin in a bid to thwart the negative effects of Brexit on supplies.   A 170g bag of the famous sweets now costs £1.65, up from £1.50 and the retailer says that much like the adoption…

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Tulip prices skyrocket after JP Morgan says they’re more valuable than Bitcoin

Tulip prices skyrocket after JP Morgan says they’re more valuable than Bitcoin

  The price of Tulip bulbs is set to skyrocket exponentially after JP Morgan boss Jamie Dimon said they were more valuable than Bitcoin in an angry rant about the cryptocurrency.   It’s not clear at this stage whether Mr. Dimon had been drinking or was under the influence of any controlled substances, but it…

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