You’ve just been sacked…………why not create the most valuable company ever?

You’ve just been sacked…………why not create the most valuable company ever?

We’ve finally found out what UNEMPLOYED stands for! All along we thought it was just some word that referred to someone that is without a paid job but available to work, but in reality it means: Ultra Naughty Employee Made Penny Less Over Young Eyecandy Dalliance. Now that we have this cleared up, we need…

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Apple admits its new smartwatch doesn’t f*cking work

Apple admits its new smartwatch doesn’t f*cking work

  Apple has acknowledged connectivity issues with its latest smartwatch by issuing a statement confirming that it ‘doesn’t f*cking work.’   Apple says that the watch’s problem connecting to cellular networks occurs because the type of Apples used to make them are in need of a software update so that they are able to connect…

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Verizon rejects Apple’s proposal to distribute the first ever iPhone

Verizon rejects Apple’s proposal to distribute the first ever iPhone

The iPhone began its life with a request from Steve Jobs to Apple’s engineers to investigate the development of touchscreen devices and tablet computers (which in turn, came into existence later on as the iPad). Mr. Jobs unveiled the iPhone at the Macworld convention on January 9th, 2007, to much media fanfare and the revolutionary…

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9 out of 10 blokes think Amazon’s Alexa would make a better wife than Apple’s Siri

9 out of 10 blokes think Amazon’s Alexa would make a better wife than Apple’s Siri

  9 out of 10 blokes think that Amazon’s Alexa voice assistant would make a much better wife than Apple’s Siri according to a recent study.   Whilst Siri has a small set of specific talents that she does extremely well, Alexa is considered to be much more rounded and will perform a wider variety…

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Xerox invents personal computer technology and gives it away for nothing

Xerox invents personal computer technology and gives it away for nothing

  Back in 1979, a twenty-four-year-old Steve Jobs paid a visit to a research facility in Silicon Valley known as Xerox parc. He was the co-founder of a small computer start up down the road in Cupertino named Apple Computers.   Xerox Parc was the research and development arm of the Xerox Corporation. It was,…

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‘Undelivered i-phones should be classed as works of art,’ says Apple

‘Undelivered i-phones should be classed as works of art,’ says Apple

  Apple argues undelivered i-phones should be classed as works of art in the latest twist of the tech giant’s fight over EU taxes.   The European Commission is demanding Apple pays €13 billion tax in Ireland, whilst Apple argues they should be paying taxes in the United States where the important stuff like design…

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The latest Apple product has less processing power than a ZX Spectrum 48k

The latest Apple product has less processing power than a ZX Spectrum 48k

  Apple appear to have completely lost the plot with their latest product launch that is targeted at people who have no desire to access the web, play games, stream media, store files, or do anything that you would ever need a computer for.   The tech giant’s latest offering even comes with its own…

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