Tesco to take on Aldi and Lidl by placing random products next to each other

Tesco to take on Aldi and Lidl by placing random products next to each other

  Tesco is understood to be working on a secret plan to take on cut-price chains Aldi and Lidl by placing random products next to each other in its stores.   Aldi and Lidl have been winning shoppers from the big four supermarkets namely: Tesco, Asda, Morrisons and Sainsbury’s since the last recession, yet in…

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Scientists fear Aldi checkout staff may be causing time dilation

Scientists fear Aldi checkout staff may be causing time dilation

  Leading scientists have expressed concern that Aldi checkout staff may be causing time dilation due to their super speedy item scanning skills.   A recent physics research paper said the discount supermarket’s ultra-fast checkout staff may be causing small ruptures in the fabric of space time as the rate at which they are able…

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