Craft beer industry may run out of product names by 2019

Craft beer industry may run out of product names by 2019

  The recent surge in the popularity of craft beer has led to fears that the industry may run out of names for new products by 2019.   The number of new trademark registrations for craft beer brands is increasing at such a rate that there may soon not be enough words left in the…

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Carling admits it probably makes the worst lager in the world for getting drunk

Carling admits it probably makes the worst lager in the world for getting drunk

  Carling admits that at 3.7%, its lager is probably the worst in the world for people that like to get drunk.   Carling has been brewed at 3.7% since 2012 which has led experts to accuse the company of causing a whole host of social problems such as a lack of Friday night town…

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Heineken launches 0% beer to ruin the sex lives of ugly people

Heineken launches 0% beer to ruin the sex lives of ugly people

  Heineken has developed a zero-alcohol beer with the sole aim of destroying the sex lives of people who got twatted with an ugly stick at birth.   Heineken 0.0 will roll out across 14 markets this year and sees the brand’s usual green label turn blue to highlight the drink’s zero alcohol content as…

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Irn Bru is now no better for curing hangovers than Buckfast claim Scottish drinkers

Irn Bru is now no better for curing hangovers than Buckfast claim Scottish drinkers

  Outrage has swept across Scotland as AG Barr announced the amount of sugar in its Irn Bru brand will be halved ahead of a government crackdown on fizzy drinks.   The number one cure for hangovers north of the border will have its sugar content reduced from10g per 100ml to just below 5g making…

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The symptoms of a post-work drinks hangover and how to keep them at bay

The symptoms of a post-work drinks hangover and how to keep them at bay

One of the great benefits of working in an office environment is the vibrant social life that accompanies it. Office life is littered with opportunities to bond with colleagues over drinks after work. Birthdays, Christmas or somebody leaving – sometimes a tough day’s graft is all that is required to inspire the fateful words, “fancy…

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