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Darcus White – He knows fuck all about management

Dear Darcus,

One of my team recently posted a naked photo of themselves on social media. Is this acceptable behaviour or should I fire the useless cretin?


Dear Reader,

Before we can give you any advice on such a scenario, it would be advantageous if we were able to see photographic evidence of such offensive and unprofessional behaviour. If your team member is male, please email my P.A. with a link to their social media account and if the naked team member in question is female, you are more than welcome to forward the link straight to me – AT ONCE!

The key word here is, (ahem!) proportion. If the employee in question has done the company proud in terms of their bodily protrusions, you could maybe warn them with a slap on the wrist and a long and dreary lecture about the importance of company reputation in the digital age. If however, your staff member’s external profile is a bit like BP’s after a major oil spill, dismiss the offending member at once!

Hope this helps.

Darcus White

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