Two members of staff were caught engaging in sexual intercourse in the toilets by the night cleaner at 4am. What action should be taken in light of this now being the office comedy story of the year?
As you well know, a successful modern company has enough challenges to face without staff taking leave of their senses and humping their way to their monthly targets. Staff, ‘performance,’ as you well know is paramount for any successful firm, but such a flamboyant misinterpretation of the concept of, ‘team play,’ cannot be good for morale (yours). We suggest the next time you hear of such activities taking place in the office, you exercise your managerial responsibility and get involved in the situation at once!
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