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Darcus White - The W1nners' Club

He knows fuck all about management

 

Dear Darcus,

I am an IT manager from Portsmouth and recently I keep being overcome by the compulsion to behave like a wolf in the office. If someone needs a new keyboard or mouse it causes me to howl loudly and if the cloud servers need rebooting that also makes me run about on all floors looking for lost sheep to feast on. Do you think I should go to see a doctor about my condition?

 

Dear Reader,

People behaving like animals is not a problem that is unique to you in the workplace. Here at The W1nners’ Club our cleaner is nothing short of a total cow and our receptionist can be a real bitch at times. We also have a sales guy that is a bit of a cock and the bloke that comes in to fix the printer is a total pussy. I would suggest that you should perhaps try to curtail your howling however and save it for those moments when you really need to show your colleagues exactly how you feel as the last thing you want to be known as is someone who cries wolf all the time.

Hope this helps.

 

Feel free to send your management problems to info@w1nnersclub.com We will endeavour to improve your situation however this may ultimately require us staying a million miles away from the whole affair.

 

 

 

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