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Darcus White - The W1nners' Club

He knows fuck all about management


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,Darcus Dear


Dear Reader,

Don’t worry because you’re not the only one whose written communications are unitelligible in working life. We have someone here at The W1nners’ Club who always uses text speak and emojis when writing sales proposals to important clients. In reality it shouldn’t be too much of a problem, but as I understand it, there isn’t currently an emoji for ‘Earnings before interest, tax, depreciation and amortization (EBITDA)’ so our bank is reluctant to lend us money when we issue our financial data with nothing more than a dollar sign and a thumbs up next to the aforementioned figures. My suggestion would be that you should either try and get a transfer to your Israeli office if you have one as Hebrew is written from right to left, or failing that, you could always get everyone in the office really drunk on a night out after work and push them all over so that they bang their heads and end up with the same condition that you have.

Hope this helps.


Feel free to send your working life worries to If anything good comes from the situation, it’ll be because we never received your email.




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