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Darcus White - The W1nners' Club

He knows fuck all about management

 

Dear Darcus,

I am addicted to wearing women’s underwear at work everyday. Even though I’m a 55 year old, male regional sales manager, I just feel that women’s clothes in general are more suited to who I really am rather than the crudely designed male apparel that’s available on the high streets these days. The way the lace from a pair of knickers cups my nether regions so delicately, it makes me feel like i’m constnatly being caressed by my mail order wife that I haven’t yet ordered online. Do you think this makes me a bit strange?

 

Dear Reader,

There’s absolutely nothing strange about wearing women’s underwear – I mean, women do it all the time for a start. In the age of sexual equality, it’s more than okay for a man to walk around in a pair of suspenders underneath his business suit. All I would suggest is that you come to work in flat shoes as I once had a bet with a female member of staff here at The W1nners’ Club that I could handle walking around all day in high heels and unfortunately it was the same day that I had an important meeting with the bank manager. You can imagine how difficult it was to convince her that we are a strong and stable company when I kept stumbling about the office in high heels and even managed to fall over when she asked me to clarify what our last quarter earnings were.

Hope this helps

Feel free to email us your headaches at info@w1nnersclub.com – We say feel free because nobody would ever do such a silly thing unless they had been kidnapped and emailing us was one of the ransom demands!

 

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