Have you ever heard of the office witching hour? It’s that point in the day where it feels really late but you still have more of the afternoon yet to endure than the amount of time that has passed since lunch. Some people like to go onto their social media accounts and ‘like’ their friend’s pictures of the holiday they went on that looks like the sort of trip someone would only ever make if they had been kidnapped. Other people check their fantasy football scores or use the office telephone to call their parents. Others however – the really offbeat characters, like to use their imagination and imagine a world where everybody’s faces have been turned into bottoms.
Whilst you may argue that most of your co-workers generally talk in such a way as to convince you that this scenario may already have occurred, we came across some images of famous movie posters where the characters’ faces have been re-imagined as human bottoms.
It certainly made us think that going to the cinema is no longer just about putting bums on seats:
1. Lord of the Rings
All we can say here is why change the title – surely the Lord of the Rings would suffice?
2. Kung Fu Panda
A panda that knows Kung Fu is pretty deadly, but a panda that knows Kung Fu and also has a bottom for a face must be a nightmare to spar against. Every time you go for a head shot you’ll simply be kicking it up the backside!
3. Fight Club
The first rule about Fight Club is you never talk about Fight Club – then again you shouldn’t really talk about other people’s rear ends either!
4. 2001: A Space Odyssey
We think it would be much more preferable to have a malfunctioning artificial intelligent robot assistant on a long haul space mission than a malfunctioning toilet – don’t you?
5. Back to the Future
“It would be possible to travel into the future if you were able to go as fast as the speed of light – butt…….”
6. A Nightmare on Elm Street
“One-two Freddy’s coming for you (when you’re on the loo), three-four you’d better lock your door (the toilet door that is).…….”
7. Quantum of Solace
There is no greater solace than having the time to sit on the loo and contemplate the whys and wherefores of life. The Quantum part comes from the amount of time you have to finish when the Amazon delivery man rings your doorbell with that delivery you’ve been waiting all week to receive!
8. Dumb and Dumber
First there was dumb and dumber, then there was dumb and dumber to – so if there is a bum and bummer, what would the sequel be called?
9. The Departed
Some people say this is a gangster film, other might call it a crime drama – whatever your stance on the matter is a load of warm air as far as we’re concerned.
10. No Country for Old Men
One of the colon brothers’ greatest cinematic achievements!
(Pictures by Davis Media)