dirty keyboard - The W1nners' Club

The workspace industry is big business these days. From the smallest start up to the largest industrial players, most companies recognise that having a quality environment within which to work is essential for the success of a business.

Take a minute to spare a thought for those that are not so lucky to work in offices equipped with break-out spaces, on-site cafes and restaurants, meeting rooms, business grade telephony and connectivity, shower facilities and cycle storage – but have to make do with an environment that is sub-standard at best.

Here are some of the most depressing workspaces that we have ever come across – it’s fair to say that they’re more suitable for not-desking than hot-desking!

1. depressing workspace - The W1nners' Club

Facilities:

  • Flat screen monitor (cathode ray of course).
  • Keyboard and mouse (unfortunately no cat included to catch it).
  • Cycle park nearby (next to the computer in fact…).
  • Sleeping facilities for taking naps.

 

2. depressing workspace - The W1nners' Club

Facilities:

  • Music system with surround sound (providing you turn the speakers inwards to face you).
  • Excellent dining facilities.
  • Superb air conditioning (an old bedsheet).
  • Extra seating available for client meetings.

 

3. depressing workspace - The W1nners' Club

Facilities:

  • Traffic cone for free parking space (situated at the front of the trailer).
  • Atmospheric mood lighting (mainly for bad moods).
  • Sunglass Holder.
  • Workspace can easily be moved to travel with you wherever you happen to be doing business.

 

4. depressing workspace - The W1nners' Club

Facilities:

  • Avant-garde décor.
  • Modern digital telephone system.
  • Excellent printing facilities.
  • The latest design in air-cooled seating.

 

5. depressing workspace - The W1nners' Club

Facilities:

  • Second screen available.
  • Trendy beanbag seating.
  • Up to 4 PC’s available for use (if you know how to construct one from scratch from old computer parts).
  • Industrial exposed brickwork design.

 

6. depressing workspace - The W1nners' Club

Facilities:

  • Excellent waste disposal facilities.
  • Desktop cooling fan included.
  • Individual access to DVD player.
  • Larger second screen available for presentations.

 

7. depressing workspace - The W1nners' club

Facilities:

  • Ideal for medium to heavy smokers.
  • Nearby lavatory facilities (extra bottles can be provided upon demand).
  • Minibar included (so mini it doesn’t actually exist).

 

8. depressing workspace - The W1nners' Club

Facilities:

  • Comfortable leather executive seating.
  • Soft drinks available as and when required.
  • Excellent catering area.
  • Fun and youthful decor.

 

9. depressing workspace - The W1nners' Club

Facilities:

  • Excellent underground heating system (because the workspace is underground next to the heating system….).
  • Wardrobe facilities for hanging up work clothes.
  • Separate changing rooms away from the workspace.
  • Comes with flooring as featured in last year’s Daily Mail (which is in fact a copy of last year’s Daily Mail).

 

10. depressing workspace - The W1nners' club

Facilities:

  • Beautifully designed interior light fittings.
  • Bar facilities for client entertainment (although drinking alone is also allowed).
  • Multi-PC server stack.
  • Adequate room for dining.

(Picture Source: Imgur)

 

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