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Viagra – great for a job, bad for Korea

 

Pfizer unveiled its new advertising campaign for the wonder drug Viagra that will feature President Park Geun-Hye at a sex orgy in Uganda.

 

The 30 second clip will feature the under fire president at a Venetian masked ball, although to comply with the trade descriptions act, the extended version will need to last considerably longer than that.

Viagra’s head of brand marketing Mr. Eric Tile said, “The whole concept of the campaign is to show how Viagra has made the world a happier place. We chose the Bwindi Impenetrable National Park as the location for obvious reasons, but the South Korean President was more than happy to get involved as she is a regular user of our product when away on official business trips.”

Alongside its traditional bedroom use, Viagra is also taken by mountain climbers to help cope with high altitudes and this alternative use for the drug inspired the risqué campaign slogan, ‘You won’t get to full altitude unless you take summit to help you.’

President Park stocked up on 364 of the erectile dysfunction pills in preparation for a tour of East Africa and a behind the scenes, ‘fly on the wall,’ supporting documentary will see her visit Kenya, Ethiopia and Uganda where the male populations of all three nations have been pre-warned of her visit.

Pan Africanist pressure groups have expressed outrage at what they see as shameless sexual tourism by the South Korean president and one source angrily stated, “We don’t understand why she needs to come all the way to Africa to satisfy her needs. Are South Korean men so lacking in prowess that only a large strapping East African will do? It’s quite a damning fact when a lady needs to take 364 Viagra pills on a trip abroad when most women can get laid by simply dancing around their handbags at the Ibiza closing parties.”

Unmarried President Park’s private life has been the subject of scrutiny for years and Viagra sees her as the perfect brand advocate for the company’s core values.

“A Blue lifestyle in the Blue House using Blue Pills – she is to our brand what Gary Linker is to Walkers Crisps,” Mr. Tile added.

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