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1.    About the person who had the accident:

Name: Alejandro Garcia
Address: C/ Santa Maria 45, 3º, 2ª
 
Postcode: 28012 – Madrid
Occupation:  Professional Photographer

2.    About you the person filling in this record:

Complete if you did not have the accident:
Name: Santiago Martinez
Address: C/ Santa Maria 45, 3º, 2ª
 
Postcode: 28012 – Madrid
Occupation: Journalist

3.    About the accident:

Say when it happened:
Date: 12th July 2016 Time: 2pm
Say where it happened (which room or place):
Ayuntamiento near Pamplona Old Town
Say how it happened (include the cause if you can):
How it happened is hard to discern as the photograph (attached) is the only evidence we have of what took place. I for one had seen the bull charging in our direction and decided to do one pronto before the inevitable occurred. Alejandro being Alejandro of course, always has to get one up on everybody else and was determined to get a photo that has a chance of making the front page of next year’s Saint Fermin Festival guide.

What we do know is that when we found Alejandro he didn’t have any trousers on and they were later discovered dangling from one of the bull’s horns as it tried to climb one of the wooden fences on the main street.

Poor Alejandro was therefore faced with the double indignity of getting knocked unconscious at the bull run and then having to receive mouth-to-mouth resuscitation with his full tapas platter on show for all to see.

He’ll definitely get a picture in next year’s festival guide, it just might not be the sort of photo he was intending on being made public.

Say if the person who had the accident suffered any injury:
What do you reckon? Do bulls have horns?
Please sign and date:
Sign: signature 2 - The W1nners' Club Date: 12th July 2016

4.    For the employee only:

 

By ticking this box, I give my consent to my employer to disclose my personal information and details of the accident, which appear on this form to safety representatives to carry out the health and safety functions given to them by law if they haven’t already suffered a seizure from laughing too hard upon seeing how small my chorizo is.

 

Sign: Date: 12th July 2016

5.    For the employer:

Complete this box, if the accident is reportable under the Reporting of Injuries, Diseases and Dangerous Occurrences Regulations 1995 (RIDDOR).
How was it reported? Someone posted a video of Alejandro getting skewered by a 1 tonne bovine beast on twitter and it went viral within minutes.
Sign: signature 1 - The W1nners' Club Date: 12th July 2016

 

 

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