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Voucher number:  3506

Request Information:

Voucher number: 3506
Date: 01/06/2017
Amount requested: $250,000,000
Requested by: Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan
Note: Petty cash requests must not exceed $80,000,000
Description of Need:
As you can see from the photograph attached my office is in urgent need of refurbishing. Some of the $100 bills are becoming extremely dog-eared and the last thing I want when I have guests over is for them to think that we can’t afford to decorate the place.

I also have Pep Guardiola coming over for a meeting next week and I want to assure him that there will be enough cash made available for his transfer kitty next season.

I understand the usual petty cash limit is $80,000,000 and it should only really be used for purchasing stationery and buying the odd Lear Jet, but I am requesting an exception be made on this occasion as the difference can easily be made up by selling Yaya Toure to a Chinese Super League club.


Approved by: Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan
Signature: No signature required as it’s my f*cking money


Received by: Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan
Signature: As above




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