funny staircase - The W1nners' Club

Investigator

 

S. Jones
Terms of reference

 

 

How the f*ck this has happened?
Provisional time-frame

 

NOW!
Policies and procedures to review and follow Find out who the dickhead is that decided it would be a good idea to…… I’m not sure how to describe it really, just have a look at the picture attached FFS!
Issues that need to be explored/clarified  

The laws of physics.

 

 

Sources of evidence to be collected  

 

Nothing else is required apart from the photograph provided.

 

Persons to be interviewed

 

 

 

Everyone in the picture for a start!!!

 

 

Investigation meetings further arrangements

 

Ascertain whether the culprit knows what the purpose of a staircase is!!
Persons to supply own statement Yes – but it’d better be good!

 

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