I am writing to tell you that you are required to attend a disciplinary meeting on Monday at 9am which is to be held in my office.
At this meeting the question of disciplinary action against you, in accordance with the Company Disciplinary Procedure, will be considered with regard to:
Covering my car in cement!!
I enclose the following documents:
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The possible consequences arising from this meeting might be:
Guaranteed Dismissal – without question!!!
You are entitled, if you wish, to be accompanied by another work colleague or a trade union representative.
PS – I still think Blur were 10x better than Oasis BTW!!