We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve.
|How happy are you with the job we have just completed? (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy)|
|How happy are you with our overall performance since we started working with you?|
|I have given the scores above because:
I’m not really sure where to begin, I mean – have you seen the fucking picture? When we gave your company the contract to build 150 luxury flats, we didn’t think you’d use the Leaning Tower of Pisa as your architectural inspiration for the project or at least, it certainly didn’t show the flats looking like a badly constructed IKEA cabinet on the initial plans. I’m not sure who you think would want to live in such a place, but it’s fair to say that our original target audience of ‘ABC1 young professionals with a household income over £100k pa’ might have to be amended to ‘people that don’t give a shit if the horizon is a bit wonky.’ I’d love to say that I’m upset but to be honest with you I’m surprised more than anything. Anybody that has managed to secure a £2 million investment from us must have something about them, I just didn’t expect that something to have quite the slant that it does if you’ll pardon the pun.
|You could make me even happier by:|
|MAKE THE BUILDING STAND UPRIGHT ASAP – FFS ☹ !!|
|Any other comments?:
The great irony in all this is that the Leaning Tower of Pisa will probably get turned into luxury flats one day!