Sharing is caring!

Funny Kitchen Drawers - The W1nners' Club

We are constantly trying to improve the level of service we provide, and ask that you take a minute to tell us how we are doing and what we can do to improve.

How happy are you with the job we have just completed?  (1 = delighted – 5 = very unhappy)
1 2 3 4 5√
How happy are you with our overall performance since we started working with you?
1 2 3 4 5√


I have given the scores above because:

When I ordered a new kitchen from you, the brochure specifically said that it would be a bespoke design made to my specifications but to my knowledge I did not at any time intimate that I wanted my drawers to be rendered completely f*cking useless! If I wanted a kitchen unit that was as useful as a chocolate teapot, I’d have sought out a chocolate teapot and tried to use that as my kitchen unit – alas, a chocolate teapot would have at least provided some amount of storage space providing the weather didn’t get too warm – which is more than can be said for your “modern kitchens that offer contemporary luxury and sophistication with a varied palette of colour and designs.”

You could make me even happier by:

Telling whoever fitted my kitchen to learn how to use a f*cking tape measure!

Any other comments:
I was going to purchase a new bathroom from you but it’s important that I have access to the toilet now and again!! ☹



Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *