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Job title: Charity Ball Sack Suit Wearer

Department: Sales and Marketing

Length of time in post: 1 week

Date of appraisal: __06/__11/__16

Section A:  Assessment of potential

Not fitted at present for further promotion

Not fitted at present but likely to become fitted within the next two years

Fitted for promotion

Section B Employee’s aspirations:

Describe employee’s career aspirations, noting relevant details about interests, mobility, previous experience, etc.

The employee has shown a commitment to a worthy cause and is prepared to do pretty much anything to ensure he raises funds for his allocated charity. In our opinion – whoever is prepared to don a pair of nylon testicles over their head to help their fellow humans is a total legend!

Section C Job experience:

Does the employee display abilities which may make him/her a suitable candidate for a job in the same grade but in a different discipline?

Yes/No        If ‘yes’, list job(s) identified:

We are of the opinion that it must get pretty hot inside the ball suit – much like spending all day in a pair of Y-fronts. We would therefore surmise that the employee is demonstrating a clearly defined skill set that could be applied in other roles of a similar nature. Dressing up like a complete arse would be a potential alternative position for the staff member however, it must be noted that most employees in the workplace do that every day anyway to some degree.

Section D Training

Would further training or other development action be appropriate?

Yes/No.      If ‘yes’, list job(s) identified

Our concern is that the employee’s current level of experience is based on wearing a suit of balls that are almost bald and we know from experience that this is not the norm. Perhaps the employee would benefit from wearing a suit with a much hairier set of knackers on their head to better reflect the nuts of the average bloke.

 

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Section F – Employee’s comments on assessment of potential

Of course I should be promoted. If you can spend all day wearing a suit of bollocks on your head you can do absolutely anything!

 

Signed: Dave ‘Gonads,’ Broadbent

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